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JUST. GO. NOW. MY SISTER IS TO BLAME BECAUSE SHE MADE THEM.

GOD AGAIN FORGIVE IF TITLE BE BAD FRENCH ORZ ORZ

ANYWAY
I TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING

LOL NEKKID CHEST RUBBING

It’s not illegal, it’s just French!
My new bumper sticker, I swear it.

Three words to describe the Count:
SUPER FAB FRESH.
Don’t know why he reminds me of the King of All Cosmos.

Dedicated to <333OM NOM NOM

Seriously though, [link] You can do anything in France by the ripe old age of 15! SO TAP THAT SHIT, COUNT. TAP IT TILL THE SUN COMES UP then tell your ex-fiancée that you’re totally banging her son.

FRANZFRY DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS SHIT

Can I just say. Count’s hair. Is a bitch. Five layers, right there. Actually surprised that there weren’t more, but eh, WHO GIVES A FUCK
ACTUALLY, his stupidass FLAME!SLEEVE was the hardest thing to do on this whole picture! Wtf.

Give you a dollar if you can tell me what Albert’s hair is~!!! NOT YOU, LAUREN. YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED.

You’re the only one I reeallllyy needed NSYNC ILU <33
WE ALL REALLLYYY NEEED LOOOVEEE

Annndddd I have a 2,000 word term paper due in a few hours, and I spent the whole fucking night drawing this. Which, in my world, is acceptable, especially since Lauren and I just finished watching the anime :C *SHAKESFISTATSTUPIDENDING*

Omg I get to go home Thursday I’m so excited. Shit. This semester is THIS CLOSE to being over. Omg.

As Lauren says: HE’S A BARNACLE. ATTACHED TO THE HMS LOOOOVEMACHINE.

Shit those pants aren’t gonna be on much longer D:

MOTHERFUCKING PAPER DONE AMAGAH that’s actually, without a doubt, the worst paper I have ever turned in. Ever. I don’t even care anymore. ONE MORE PAPER, ONE MORE FINAL THEN I’M DONE DESU.

I blame Albert’s ridiculously gay shirt on Peppo. He dragged Albert shopping, and told him this shirt would be awesome and the Count would think him quite snazzy in it. So clearly, Albert bought the shirt. And the gay pants. Because Peppo is soooo on the ball when it comes to not making people feel awkward.

Ack why does Count look like he’s gonna eat him. Albert looks totally…unconcerned.
Albert: HMM HAT I LIKE THIS.
Count: Imma grope you now.
Albert: Hmm our faces are really close. Golly where *did* my pants go.
Count: *molestmolest*
Albert: Huh, this is nice. Lalalala.
Peppo: *SNAPSPHOTO*

Albert literally has butterflies on his pants. HO HO HO GOD I’M WITTY.

I love the Count’s hand-tats. For serious. Feh I’ve discovered a couple different ways to draw Count’s hand tattoo, so now he’s got this weird hybrid of two of them. EH.

Son of a bitch I love Princess Bride. Not even kidding, I fucking love that movie. Watched it again while I was eating RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE? I DON’T THINK THEY EXIST.

ALSO BEWARE COUNTS BIG GAY MAN HAND D:

You can’t fool us, Count. We all saw you cryin’. We all know you love the little gay blue-outlined boy. Ho ho ho.

Count’s other hand was GOING to be either a) molesting the back of Albert’s head or b) molesting Albert’s bum, but the bitch didn’t wanna cooperate with me, so now you can’t see where his other hand is. Probably somewhere boring, like on an elbow.

HAKUSHAKU, YOUR HAIR, IT’S LIKE STARLIGHT!!

Guys I’m gonna try and get so damn good at drawing/coloring these two, I promise you! Please believe in me! *determined stance!!* if it looks like ass right now, stick with me, coz it’s the first time I’ve drawn anything but their silhouettes orz

Omg look how SHINY Count is, oh my god. He’s SPARKLING <33 Why is Albert wearing a wallpaper shirt.

NO SHIT ABOUT THE BACKGROUND I stayed up literally all night trying to figure it out. Sacrificed studying for my Japanese final, I did. That’s dedication. Fuck this file is HUGE.




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NOT MINE BUT SON OF A BITCH IF THEY WERE THE ENDING WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME [READ: GAYER]

Textures/patterns: mayang/cg textures/random shit found on internets/various nebula/fabric.com/hgtextures/lebstock
Time: uhhhh…too long for the pencil, about two days for coloring
Tools: pencil, pscs
Listened to: gankutsuou ost, random crap, jmac, POKEMON SNAP SOUNDTRACK : D : D : D